Family Problems

Mike · Newbie Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 31

In my work I meet people with problems - but none to match below:

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept
complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.

A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
"Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my
stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather!
And you think you have family problems.