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Janis
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '150,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 4".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
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Haha Janis
I was young and good looking when I went to work this morning 
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Haha Janis
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Have you got the worlds most stressful job Joe!?  
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