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Janis I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4643 Location: CUMBERNAULD
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:25 pm Post subject: ANYONE RELATE? |
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '150,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 4".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch. _________________ Cockapoo's...a little of this, a little of that..........
the perfect combination!
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Joe Site Addict
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Haha Janis
I was young and good looking when I went to work this morning _________________ -------------------------------------------------------
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Ross/Ali I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 848 Location: between blackpool, cumbernauld and manchester
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Joe wrote: |
Haha Janis
I was young and good looking when I went to work this morning |
Have you got the worlds most stressful job Joe!? _________________ want to see the animals in my life?
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graceb I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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_________________ Grace & Dexter |
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Lorna I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 2187 Location: Cumbernauld
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_________________ Regards,
Lorna, Basil & Poppy
Great Danes are not substitute children. They are much more important than that! |
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Deborah Hamilton I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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