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Christina McDermott
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 Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:04 am Post subject: Poem for New Puppy Owners |
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Poem for New Puppy Owners
Author unknown, submitted by Lisa Frankland
Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair...
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don't eat those peas, don't touch that bush,
Don't chew my shoes, what IS this mush?!?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE LITTER BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT!
(and must you kiss me after that?!?)
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.
Don't despair through the toil and the strife,
'Cause after three years you'll get back your life!
So let's go for walkies, so you can do your "thing",
And maybe I'll get back my good diamond ring!
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Lisa/Colin
I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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Like that!
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ShirleyB
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Location: Carbrain, Cumbernauld
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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That totally covers it ............ exactly what my puppy is doing right now
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