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Lorna I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 2187 Location: Cumbernauld
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:59 pm Post subject: It's Logical |
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Logic:
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
its the ******* and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
_________________ Regards,
Lorna, Basil & Poppy
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Trace Forum Regular
Joined: 19 Aug 2009 Posts: 163 Location: Cumbernauld
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:09 pm Post subject: Logic |
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I like it Lorna. I had a chuckle
Trace _________________ Money may buy you a good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. |
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graceb I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Brilliant _________________ Grace & Dexter |
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Dan McK I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Seen that before, but it's still makes me laugh!
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