Little Johnny

[marcella]

Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby but he was born without ears.

Johnnys and his mum wnet to visit the baby and Johnny was warned
not to mention it's ears or he would get a spanking.

When they got there, Johnny looked into the cot and said,

"What a lovely baby" to which the proud new mother said,
"why thank you Johnny"

He then said "what lovely feet"

The mother replied, "that's nice of you to say Johnny"

Johnny then said "what beautiful hands and skin he has"

The mother said "that's very kind of you Johnny"

Johnny then asked of the mother " how's his eyesight"

The mother answered "why it's perfect johnny, why?"

Johnny replied:

"Good, cause he'd be knackered if he had to wear glasses"

[shirley c]

[Emily]

[kendal]

that's funny.
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[Isabel]

hee hee, funny!!!!